No, we don't do stat paternity tests. It doesn't matter if you're from out of state. Would you like to see the baby? She looks just like you.
Actually, we don't do paternity tests at all. Here's the card. Contact them. They'll tell you how it's done. Yes, the doc will write a scrip if you need one. The company will tell you how much they charge.
No, medical assistance doesn't pay for paternity testing, but hey, the test is cheaper than child support unless the baby-momma has correctly ID'd you. In that case, you might as well skip the test and just pay up. Would you like to see the baby? She looks just like you.
If you really don't want to pay for the test, Maury Povich is recruiting maybe-daddies for his television show. Probably other shows are too. No, I won't be watching.